The Axis and Allies

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 04/06/2015 at 15:57 • Filed to: None

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This morning on the way to work, i noticed I was in a peculiar line of cars...

First was me, in my Red Italian car.

Followed closely by a guy in a white German 911

And then a guy in a brilliant blue Japanese s2000

'Murica?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 15:59

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Dammit, now you have me wishing I had an A&A partner again.

And anyway, only Axis are represented here.

Someone Else's Projects > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 16:03

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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/06/2015 at 16:11

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Well, we were all in America....so....

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 16:12

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not actually my car....

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 16:12

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Or the car behind me

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 16:12

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so...

They're being marched to the POW camp?

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 16:12

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or the one behind the other guy

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/06/2015 at 16:13

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Yes. Otherwise known as work.

Cé hé sin > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 16:56

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"First was me, in my Red Italian car."

On a pedantic note, there are no Italian 500s. They're Polish, or Mexican if you're an American.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Cé hé sin 04/06/2015 at 17:07

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Yes, but Fiat is an Italian company....so suck on that!

ReaperChief > Someone Else's Projects 04/06/2015 at 17:15

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Isn't there one for the Great British Empire? Jaguar, Land Rover, Aston Martin, Lotus, Chevrolet, Cadillac, Ford and Dodge..

ReaperChief > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 17:17

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By the way.. The colours of those three Axis cars is the flag of France => Surrender or face the wrath of the horsepower!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > ReaperChief 04/06/2015 at 17:22

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I was never sure how to count France. Sure, it's easy to call them Cheese eating surrender monkeys, but at the same time, there were a little group called the French Resistance , and they were fairly bad ass, so I'm just going the safe route and leave them out of this.

Cé hé sin > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 17:44

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Yes, like Chrysler.

ReaperChief > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 17:50

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I know, it was just a joke! :)

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > ReaperChief 04/06/2015 at 17:51

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I know. Like I said, it's still fun to call them cheese eating surrender monkeys, doesn't mean that we really mean it.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Cé hé sin 04/06/2015 at 17:53

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There were also a German company for a while in the 90's.

ReaperChief > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 17:54

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It's small, but it can pack a punch!

Cé hé sin > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 18:05

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Life is complicated. Here's a Ford Ka. It's made in Poland by an Italian company and sold (but not in America) by an American company.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Cé hé sin 04/06/2015 at 18:07

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And in Mexico....I always wanted one of the older ones.

DipodomysDeserti > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/06/2015 at 23:29

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I have a BMW, Abarth, and a Subaru in my driveway. Somehow my Corvair keeps whooping all their asses.